This is a funny post by Nathan DeGraaf. Warning, not safe for work (NSFW) and contains coarse language. Also, do not read if you have no sense of humor.
I love this paragraph on raising his kids to be part of the power elite:
When they reach their teens, then we'll start talking about the best ways to bribe elected officials and cops. But until then, they'll just have to learn to lie, cheat and steal. And if you don't think those are valuable American traits, well then explain our government. Hell, they stole 300 billion of your dollars to bail out their banking buddies and you didn't even flinch. If that's the way the game is to be played, I want my children on the winning side, the stealing side.
By comparison, Bear Stearns' bailout (30 billion or so) looks cheap compared to Fannie and Freddie.