Funny: Chain Emails

The British seem preternaturally blessed with wit, and the following two email chains prove it:

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Hilarious stuff, isn't it? I liked the first one more than the second one--the second one seemed more mean-spirited to me, even though I know it's all fake.